THE BACKROOM ARCADE // OPEN FOR NONSENSE

Three new games playable in this room. Pick a cabinet. Lose some dignity.

POINTS ONLY · NO PAYMENTS

THREE WORKING GAMES · TWO XTRATA GUEST LINKS

SOMEWHEREFREE PLAY · EXPENSIVE ATTITUDE

HALL OF DUBIOUS FAME

YOUR BEST THIS VISIT · NOT A GLOBAL BOARD

KNOCK IT OFFNOT PLAYED
ENDLESS CAPTCHANOT PLAYED
MORE HUMANNOT PLAYED
REAL LOCAL RESULTS · RELOAD RESETS SCORES
CATHY’S HOUSE RULES1. Smash the antiques.
2. Catch the shirt. Points only.
TALK IS CHEAP. NOT FREE.
3 PLAY HERE + 2 VISITORSORIGINAL ROOM UNCHANGED · LOCAL BUILD

SOMEWHERE // ARCADE

HALL OF DUBIOUS FAME
KNOCK IT OFFNOT PLAYED
CAPTCHANOT PLAYED
HUMAN MAZENOT PLAYED
Actual local results · resets on reload

All three open inside this file. Escape returns to the arcade. The original four games stay in the original private room; Xtrata machines and radio open external sites.

THE WALL OF BAD DECISIONS // art recovered from the SO AI project archive

THE LORE WALL // 198X

“The arcade was here before the bar.” Or so the receipt says. No one has ever found an installation date. Cathy claims the carpet is load-bearing.

The visiting machines arrived with no instructions. The radio arrived with a warning: “DO NOT ASK THE DJ IF IT’S AN AGENT.” The new cabinets are now accepting your time. The scoreboard records only what you actually play here.

VISITING FROM XTRATA

The real Xtrata Arcade Hall and Astro Blaster 3 are external experiences. This room uses labelled links, not simulated embeds, wallet requests or copied game code.

XTRATA ARCADE HALL ↗ASTRO BLASTER 3 ↗XTRATA RADIO ↗

DRAFT · LOCAL PLAYABLE BUILD. Three recovered games are connected to these cabinets and the session scoreboard. Existing SO AI art and game logic reused; original live arcade unchanged. The original four house engines are NOT merged here. Xtrata destinations are external links; their availability is not verified by this file. Cathy Coin is a demo: no messages sent, fee charged or token minted. Shirt pickups award game points only. Reload clears results.